Bread City Basketball

Patrick Ewing Jr. showed off his Crank That dance moves at a Georgetown midnight madness rally two weeks ago. How badass is the lighting in this video? Where was that awkward Russian-looking guy in the back when everyone else was watching Soulja Boy’s instructional dance DVD? And am I really the last one to know what “superman a ho” means? Take it away, Urban Dictionary:

A male does a female (ho) in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. Resulting in a superman ho!

Whoa.