Filed under: Art, Basketball, Bread City, Fantasy, Fiction, Gerald Wilkins, Leonard Michaels | Tags: basketball fiction, Flash Fiction
I was the most dedicated basketball player. I don’t say the best. In my mind I was terrifically good. In fact I was simply the most dedicated basketball player in the world. I say this because I played continuously, from the time I discovered the meaning of the game at the age of ten, until my mid-twenties. I played outdoors on cement, indoors on wood. I played in heat, wind, and rain. I played in chilly gymnasiums. Walking home, I played some more. I played during dinner, in my sleep, in movies, in automobiles and buses, and at school. I played for over a decade, taking every conceivable shot, with either hand, from every direction. Masses cheered my performance. No intermission, no food, no other human concern, year after year they cheered me on. In living rooms, subways, movies, and schoolyards I heard them. During actual basketball games I also played basketball. I played games within games. When I lost my virginity I eluded my opponent and sank a running hook. Masses saw it happen. I lost my virginity and my girl lost hers. The game had been won. I pulled up my trousers. She snapped her garter belt. I took a jump shot from the corner and another game was underway. I scored in a blind drive from the foul line. We kissed good night. The effect was epileptic. Masses thrashed in their seats, loud holes in their faces. I acknowledged with an automatic nod and hurried down the street, dribbling. A fall-away jumper from the top of the key. It hung in the air. Then, as if sucked down suddenly, it zipped through the hoop. Despite the speed and angle of my shots, I never missed.
- Basketball Player by Leonard Michaels
On a personal side note: TUSK HOUSE is my newest project and I am mad stoked! My friend Sam and I have been talking about starting a little book/zine press for years, and we finally decided to JUST DO IT with one single awesome book called Two Adventures that has two stories in it. One of the stories is mine, and one is Sam’s. You can check us out here. Otherwise, stay tuned.

Filed under: Basketball, Bread City, Fans | Tags: 1980s NBA, Basketball History, Marketing
As any white guy with a beard, angry bald stockbroker, or old white woman will tell you: there’s only 8 days left until the regular season! Fantastic!
doneFiled under: Basketball, Bread City, Fan Mail, Schizophrenia | Tags: Basketball Magazines, Delusional Behavior
I was working for a little while as an assistant editor at a small basketball magazine. The magazine got a lot of crazy mail, mostly from people in prison, for some reason. When a letter was especially whacked, it would filter down throughout the office, and then I would take it and put in a special folder in my desk. When I left my job, the folder came with me. This is my favorite. Shown here is just one of four pages.

Filed under: Art, Basketball, Bread City, Fiction | Tags: basketball fiction, In The Heart of the Heart of the Country, William H. Gass
In a lull, though it rarely occurs, you can hear the squeak of tennis shoes against the floor. Then the yelling begins again, and then continues; fathers, mothers, neighbors joining in to form a single pulsing ululation—a cry of the whole community—for in this gymnasium each body becomes the bodies beside it, pressed as they are together, thigh to thigh, and the same shudder runs through all of them, and runs toward the same release. Only the ball moves serenely through this dazzling din. Obedient to law it scarcely speaks but caroms quietly and lives at peace.
– excerpted from In The Heart of the Heart of the Country by William H. Gass

Filed under: Animation, Basketball, Bread City, Cheech and Chong, Music Videos | Tags: 1970s animation, basketball jones
Basketball Jones was an animated music video for the Cheech and Chong song, Basketball Jones Featuring Tyrone Shoelaces, and might just be the best thing that happened in 1975. It was so ahead of its time they had to call it a short film, because music videos hadn’t been invented yet.
BREAD CITY BASKETBALL: MORE MOVES THAN EX-LAX!
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